"Pookie-toes." Occassionally "nuggethead," but usually "pookie-toes."

What idiotic nickname do you use for your pet?

I call my rottweiler-corgi mix "Poonky-poo".

I got a little black poodle I lovingly call Nobama when ever he's bad ;)

OK, I'm kidding. He's brown ;)

No, really, I don't own a dog. but if I did... ;)

His name is Tazz but I call him babeeeee-face! Not idiotic but oh so true!

Beebles: A derivitive of the English "baby".

Also Cappy and Piddle-poo.

But I don't use baby talk because I don't want to confuse him or inhibit his understanding of English.

I don't have a jibberish nickname for Maggie, other than things look schnooky-pie. Or for Trouble, other than Troubie-wubbums. But I do tend to call the dog, Maggie, 'Kitty' while I call my cat, Trouble, 'Woof.' It's inexplicable.

Here boo-boo! Oh Hi! Um.. yeah! Boo-boo is the best pet nickname of all time.

The cat is known exclusively as cat. Her name is lucky, but she is called cat. When people call her anything other than cat, I slap them.

I call my dog "Bullzis".

It's really weird I know.

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Clunker dunker and cheechums, laugh as you may but I come up with a new one each week.

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I also have a ferret named Lucy. Due to her tendency to remove every sole from all of my shoes and subsequently hide them, I call her Lucyfur, because she'll steal your soul.

I usually call my dog "girl", and my cat "master".