https://youtu.be/OSH6ttGnsUg ;)

It is approximately the same sound as a Tree makes when it falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it.

When you can understand what this sound is, Grasshopper, you will become a man, as well as a worthy debater to SlapShot.

LOL

SS

It sounds like hardcore sex but without the moans. Of course you could still add the moans if you want to but that's optional.

I've been told I have way too much time on my hand, but I think you may have beat me.

A good way to cock block somebody.

It's gross knowing other people are having sex in the other room....so I make sounds.

Masturbation .

I dunno, I try to stay far away from the clap, and my hearing ain't to good either. :<)

One hand claps when it is open and strikes an object with the palm. One hand is not clapping if it does not strike an object with the palm, and that object has to be flat enough to trap air to make the clapping sound. The sound of one hand clapping depends on the object it is striking to produce the clap.

This is why I quit reading goofballs like Plato and Confuse-us. They make simple common sense questions or statements and than add all kinds of gibberish pretending it's the pursuit of wisdom and they never find solid ground of reality to stand on.