let's not pretend these two things are unrelated.

Whats related is us, because I'm your daddy. Bend over son.

People are entitled to think whatever they want. What matters is how they act.

I think you should give me your number, but what really matters is that you act by doing it so we can get together later and I can motorboat your butt crack like it ain't nobody's god damned beez-nips.

Project your own fantasies, much?

You figured me out, rats.

I would ask if you wanna see a movie with me, but they won't let me bring snacks into the theatre and you're looking like a whole ass snack right now.

That is not possinle.

Maybe its not possinle, but its definitely possible and objectively true regardless of your subjective opinion derived from faith-based religious beliefs. Since Jesus is not real he cannot be smarter or as smart as anyone.

Not yet, who is that?

A guy who is much, much smarter than Jesus.

bag of cocks

Why are you using something you would clearly appreciate as an insult?

Double D titties are very far from flat.

I know, thats why its funny that you're flat chested but its 2-D.

You're the one who admitted you're still a virgin pal.

Idk what you're talking about, I just joined this site last night.

You know I was just thinking about this yesterday. I haven't read anything in months

I recommend the art of seduction by Robert Greene. It will both help you finally lose your penis-virginity and help you circumvent the tactics I am going to employ in order to get into your pants and take your ass-virginity.

You didn't even get my sick wordplay Nom. 2-D is flat but it has a double meaning cause' its also 2-D as in double D titties and I called you flat chested. Yeah, I am Eminem's grandfather.