Yeah, those useless activists should have left that tea alone and stayed home..
Think about it. Those you are trying to praise here were white, Christian, ultra super deluxe Conservatives by today's standards, resisting paying taxes, and they were armed to the hilt. In your case, you defend, praise and worship the Redcoats. Your party worships the state, wants the peasants disarmed and demands allegiance. You're clearly not the patriots in this metaphor. You're the King's little redcoats demanding that the tea stay on the boat and those taxes be paid in full because the monarchs said so. Now put on your mask, shut down your business, pay the tax and STFU you Loyalist.