No. According to the words of the Torah you must:
A) Believe in everything in the Torah
B) Follow all of Yaweh's commandments
C) Be a Hebrew Israelite.
-In order to be a Jew. Simply identifying as a Jew or having traces Hebrew DNA (Pure Hebrew blood technically doesn't exist, all "Jews" nowadays come from converts or at best have small traces of DNA from the actual historical Hebrew tribes. For example, Ashkenazi Jews have traces of Hebrew but are mostly european) does not qualify you as one of what would be called "God's chosen people" according to strict canonical Torah scripture which excon dismisses because he's a gay fag.
@Hannibal
Actually, it works like this: A bunch of rich people who are conservatives trick a bunch of poor people into voting for them, thus the poor conservatives become conservatives making it so that there are both rich and poor conservatives. Then the rich conservatives have there way with the poor conservatives wives and daughters while they are bare foot and pregnant then they all fuck their siblings and cousins and create more inbred rich and poor conservatives.
