"I'm of a religion that doesn't allow me to be around straight couples. The United States government doesn't protect my right to religious freedom. This country is going to straight hell."
It sounds just as silly from the other side friend. The government won't force you to do anything, nor will they say that gay couples are of lesser importance than straight couples. No matter how much you seem to think that's true.
the way i look at it, you've provided no evidence to support any of your so called points either. Your argument is written like a preacher writes a sermon, a lot of proclaiming with no backbone of logic or reason behind it. Maybe you can appeal a little more to the logos, and ethos, and not so much to the pathos. You might find that intelligent people are more responsive.