My city is the greatest in the USA!
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Q: What will happen if the City of Detroit loses another 25 percent of their population? A: City Council will change the cities nickname from Motown to LessTown! Q. Why do ducks fly over Detroit upside down? A. There's nothing worth craping on! Q: What is the difference between a person from Detroit and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile. Q: What's the only thing that grows in Detroit? A: The Crime Rate! Q: How much snow and sleet fell in Detroit? A: So much that hookers are exchanging sex for Ice Melt. Q: How do you know that the Detroit's finances are a complete mess? A: Al Qaeda is trying to find a way to take credit for it! Q: What are Mcdonald's employees now asking customers in Detroit? A: Can you afford fries with that? Q: How bad is the economy in Detroit? A: Motor City Casino was turned into an Indian reservation! Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and people from Detroit? A: The bucket. Q: What do you call a Detroiter that has been beaten and shot yet is still alive? A: Unlucky (He is still in Detroit) Q: How do you casterate a person from Detroit? A: Kick his sister in the mouth Typical of the lack of originality and intellect you continually display here, all those jokes are as old as dirt and have been used interchangeably with different cities forever. The first fime I heard some of them was about twenty years ago and they were for Cleveland. So you googled Detroit jokes..... Wow! Now clever and cool you are. We are all Impressed. Especially from someone who doesn't have the sack to tell us where he lives. I mean, besides with mom and dad. Most of those comments are wrong anyway. Oh...that's right. You wouldn't know. You have never been here. Which is probably good for you. You wouldn't last two minutes. Faggot. LOL But this article says otherwise! Do me a favor and read it, then tell me what you think? Thanks! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ That's a fun read. There are just two problems. 1) They didn't compare to Boston. And 2) The sum does not add up from the separate parts, meaning even though Detroit beats some cities in some individual categories it doesn't mean therefore it beats all cities in all categories. Yeah...so here's the deal, genius. The video immediately showed the title ....Ghettos of Detroit. Really? You pull that out of your flabby ass? Real fair. I can pull up ghetto vids on any city in America. In an unfair attempt to disparage. But I won't. Let's just look at this instead. The real Detroit. Hope this helps you out. 2
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They got plenty of money when Empowerment Zones were subsidized, dismal property values doubled or tripled and.it remais a drug and prostitute. Cockroach punk war zone, I was a realtor doing many deals in Detroit at that time . Money throwing nto pits of cockroach projects always gets shredded while a fee politicians and businessmen get fat. If the. Decent people don't fighit for their neighborhoods without government handouts and fire the useless money grubbing politicians, Detroit will remin full of cockroach enclaves no matter how much money is fed to them. 2
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Why would I want to preach white superiority in Detroit? And anyway..it's hardly the only big American city where anybody doing so might incur problems. Are you saying Detroit has a lot of angry or violent blacks? Cuz that is racist. Look.. I have a ton of black friends at this jazz and blues club I go to downtown calIed Clif Bells. I even sit in sometimes on drums there on Monday nights which is Open Stage night. They call me 'fessor. Hey...lookie! Here come da Fessor! Gonna play some skins tonight, Fessor? LOL For "professor." Even though I'm not one. Which I've explained manyt times. But to them any white guy who studies biology at UM is like a professor. I be lovin those cats. Hope this helps. 1
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I owned rentals and did a lot of business in that dope soaked prostitution market full of punk gangsters and thank God they burned down my last rental there, insurance paid it off and I hope to never go back there...what a dump it is. So what if a few people there have the means to live above the burn out of Detroit, you take your life in out hand if you walk down the street in practically any cockroach punk infested neighborhood there. Walk the strip of Eight Mile around Evergreen after dark and see how wonderful Detroit is....if you make it out without a trip to the hospital....pretty much all of Eight Mile and the whole city is the same. Altough I feel your info and experiences of Detroit are outdated and you are being too harsh on my fair city, I will admit that it is not a great idea to go a strollin down 8 Mile at night. But then....all major American cities have their sketchy areas, do they not? Thanks! Oh.....almost forgot...... Hail Satan! Of course........I am not the only one who knows Detroit is great and will get even greater. Check this out........ http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ You need to read this link too! Also..it ain't totally Accurate to claim people wouldn't move if Motown was great. Many folks loved the city but had to leave for employment purposes. Like how people loved new Orleans but had to leave. And like those New Orleans denizens, many of those who left Detroit will return when our employment situation improves. Which it will! Thanks. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ It was well over a million then dropped to eight hundrr thousand as blacks fled the same as whites prior . The people who say it's getting better are scooping the dust left behind to build themselves fortresses, gated communities where they can hide from the scum and cockroach punk prostitutes and dopeheads. It's still a war zone. And yet ANOTHER article extolling our virtues. My city is better than Yours!!!!! LOL http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/ Most people who think Detroit is a bad city simply know very little about it. Only a few things they hear on the news. So I humbly offer this lost of things about my city that just very well may surprise you!!!!! Enjoy! http://mentalfloss.com/article/26043/ 1. Detroit is a great city for plants. That doesn't help your case. 2. 8 movies were filmed in Detroit. Wow, real enticing. 3. Oh man. The oldest road in the country. How fabulous. 4. Detroit: not useful since 1944. 5. Detroit: We hate the law. 6. Wow, a crappy marathon that is only cool because it involves another country. Detroit: We aren't interesting on our own. 7. Eminem lives in Rochester Hills which is outside of Detroit. I wonder if any of the people on that list really live in Detroit. 8. Detroit: We have been a garbage dump for over 340 years. 9. Wow, the only home of a shitty game. There's a reason no one else wants to play that game. 10. At least this guy isn't as crazy as you to think the Lions are good. Most of the local pro athletes live in Rochester Hills or Bloomfield Hills. So what? If you knew anything about pro athletes and celebs you'd know that most of them live in the fancy upscale suburbs of their respective cities. Eminem grew up in Detroit. And loves the city. Your points #4, 5, 6 & 8 are patently wrong. The marathon is great! I ran it twice. A lot more than eight movies have been filmed here. Shitty game? What are you speaking of? I sure hope it's not my game of hockey? Cuz that would probably anger me. Wow!!!! Just......WOW!!! Six links and a dozen excellent posts proving Detroit is an Awesome City!! Talk about a guy who proves his point, eh? So....... Which of you cats is gonna sack up and be the first to apologize? Thanks!!!!!! If you want gimme your email and I'll send you some real estate info!!! Cuz my town sure as shit beats whatever dump you live in!! LOL No one cares about your links because everyone knows this character is just a slave to Google search. Give it up. You're lame. Detroit is the armpit of American. Everyone knows it. I've been there 4 or 5 times... it wasn't as bad as Morocco or Egypt, I've to both, but it wasn't much better. 2
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