A Platypus swims up to a flock of waddling ducks.
Platypus: Hey guys, mind if I join your little group here?
Duck: Uh..., you're not a duck.
Platypus: What do you mean? I have duck bill, web feet and I lay eggs.
Duck: That doesn't make you a duck.
Platypus: I identify as a duck.
Duck: So?
Platypus: So, you're a Platypusphobe?
Duck: Oh, so now you're a platypus?
Platypus: Well..., everyone changes their affiliation based on convenience. I bet if you were a turkey on Thanksgiving, you would claim to be a duck.
Duck: No one does that.
Turkey: Hey, guys! What's happening?
Duck: What are you doing here?
Turkey: What do you mean? November is right around the corner and I figured I get an early start and join my fellow ducks.
Duck: Yeah, but you're not a duck?
Turkey: What do you mean? I joined the coalition last week.
Duck: What coalition? We don't have a coalition!
Platypus: I started the coalition last week. We have a flag and everything?
Duck: What's this coalition about?
Platypus: It's an alliance of distinct animal factions that wish to participate in the benefits of being a duck.
Duck: What benefits?
Turkey: The benefit of not being eaten on Thanksgiving, for one.
Duck: That's not a..., ducks get eaten too, you know? Have you ever heard of Peking Duck?
Platypus: You know what your problem is? You have duck privilege.
Duck: What?
Chicken: Hey, guys...
Duck: Wait..., don't tell me..., you're a duck too...
Chicken: Damn, right. Costco's been rotisserieing chickens like crazy.
Duck: I take it you joined the coalition...
Chicken: Yeah, just last week. How did you know?
Duck: Just a wild guess.
Chicken: We have an acronym, a flag and everything?
Duck: Acronym?
Chicken: Yeah, PTC. And we add a letter every time a new group joins.
Duck: That doesn't... What does your flag look like?
Platypus: It's a big, black, plus sign on a white field.
Turkey: Yeah, the background is white.
Duck: That's it?
Chicken: Yup.
Duck: No colors? There's a rainbow of colors you could have picked from.
Chicken: They were already taken. Besides, we like our flag and the coalition is great!
Duck: What's so great about it?
Chicken: Well..., our flag is a big plus...
Duck: That's not..., look..., platypus..., you can't be a duck. You don't have any feathers.
Platypus: Scientists and doctors have figured that out. All it takes is a little operation.
Duck: But you don't have any wings!!!
Platypus: Scientists and doctors....
Duck: But you won't be able to fly!
Platypus: So? There are ducks that are not able to fly due to injury or deformity and they are still considered ducks.
Duck: Well..., Yeah, but... genetics...
Platypus: WE ARE DUCKS!!!
Turkey: Yeah! End of discussion.
Chicken: You should be quiet. You don't want to get cancelled, do you?
Duck: What? You can't...
Platypus: Watch us. Come on guys, let's get the flock out of here.
As of this writing, Chicken has won the Duck of the Year Award and ran for office in California ;)
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, check it's DNA ;)
You all know that there's someone you would love to shoot. Whether that person is a conservative or a lib, you just want them dead and gone from your life ;)
Why haven't I been canceled after all these years of me having an extreme point of view? Could it be that somewhere deep down inside you people agree with me ;)
The only thing that keeps me going in this upside-down world is the fact that it will all be over soon. As it was pointed out in another post, I'm elderly. I've been outed ;)
People who want other people to bend over backwards in order to accommodate their view of life... shot. Put that person out of their misery. Hell!!! I should be shot for forcing my views on all of you!!! Put me out of my misery ;)
Women who want abortions and who live in a state where abortions are not allowed and who cannot afford to go to another state to get an abortion and who cannot afford to raise a child... shot. Put her out of her misery ;)
This fixes homelessness. Those people are suffering. Put them out of their misery. ;)
We let the states decide and if you live in a state that does not allow abortions and you want an abortion, you travel to a state that allows it and have it done there. If you're too poor to travel to another state, you're probably too poor to pay for an abortion and too poor to afford a child and you should be shot for being a burden to society. ;)
We draw a big line down the middle of the country and put the pro-life people on one half and the other people on the other half and wherever you live, that's your lot unless you manage to get to the other side ;)
Or we can switch every X-number of years. So for X-Years it is legal and for the next X-Years it is not and we just keep on switching back and forth like that ;)
We can kill both parties for creating a situation that divides the rest of us ;)
How about forced celibacy until 2 people agree what is to be done in the event of a pregnancy. If there's no contract between the parties, she has to carry till full term and he has to pay child support and they both due 9 months in jail until the baby is born ;)
Better yet, we cut the baby in half and give each parent their half to do with as they wish ;)
So..., who are the hypocrites?
If a woman says, "All I want equality is equality with men. But if I get pregnant and I want the baby I want him to pay child support for 18 years!!! And, if I don't want the baby and he does I don't have to carry the baby for 9 months!!!"
Does the baby not belong to 2 people (i.e., the parents)? Where is the father's choice? Where is the Equality?
I have a modest proposal. She has to carry the baby full term and then give the baby up in order to feed the homeless ;)
They claim to be "Woke" but when you consider their plan to make the world a better place you quickly realize that they are dreaming ;)
I probably should have titled this: Has cancel culture met its match? ;)
