No more responsibility, especially for humanity. No more work, all I've got to do is kill (maybe) and eat, maybe have sex... I could fuck around @ the bottom of the sea and fight giant squid... in fact I could carry giant squid from the bottom of the ocean to laboratories so that people could study them. I could hang out in the middle of fucking nowhere, and just float there. I could hang out with dolphins... bless the wizard, being a whale would be awesome.

Now for a new question. Is being a whale great or greatest?

It just depends where I'm at. If the wizard turns me into a whale while I'm on land , I'm screwed! Now if I'm hanging out ocean side and this happens, I'm totally down. Plus, being the largest mammal on earth would be pretty cool. Another plus is being able to discover more about the most undiscovered places on earth- the ocean.

This is kind of a stupid debate, hahaha, but I would say yes, but only if it's a humpback. They're beautiful and intelligent and better singers than I am!

That would be supercool. If the wizard could turn me into whale that would be a great experience. I am always fascinated with the beach, the ocean and with these lovely creatures dolphins and whales so that's going to be lovely. All to do is to be awesome and have fun all day. And being the most intelligent specie on the ocean maybe I could also take a time to hunt --buried treasures at the bottom of the ocean. I think it is all discovered now so what's left for me is just few beautiful corals, sunken shoes and oil spill. Yaay!

but what if... IT WAS A KILLER WHALE!??

you're life would be krill, water, AND KILLING

I think we're all missing the point here. It's not about how awesome it may or may not be to be a whale. The awesomeness here clearly resides in the CONTACT WITH A WIZARD. Wizards are, with the exception of Harry Potter and related shenanigans, completely awesome, and I'd gladly become a whale if it meant dealing with a wizard. Such robes! Such staffs! Such epic win!

Go wizards.

Well, the act of being turned into a whale would definitely be awesome. One big YES to that query! Whether or not I think it's a good or bad thing is questionable. Please excuse my wild speculation but if I think a wizard would have a good reason to turn me into a whale. Why would he waste his powers? I would also trust him completely whether he's a good wizard or bad wizard because if he's a good wizard I'm sure he gets pretty cheesed with people always wondering if he's really a bad wizard pretending to be a good wizard. And if he's a bad wizard, you have no choice either way, you can only hope to win whatever mercy his dark heart might possess via your perceived naivete and trustiness (whether or not that is an actual word).

My knee wouldn't hurt any more. Because I wouldn't have a knee.

It's not about whether you like it: It's about how awesome the wizard is. The answer is: EXTREMELY AWESOME INDEED!

yay then you can spit water out of your back and eat krill and weigh alot

Lol I would say no since I would lose all of my friends and my life that I have. My dreams would be gone and all that would replace them would be krill and water.

No, I want to be a shark. Something fierce. Not fodder for whaling ships.

If I wanted to weight several tons and get hunted by rednecks on a boat I'd bing on McDonalds and move to lake-front property in West Virginia.

They look like they're cold. I hate the cold...

Plus they don't have hands, how do they play video games?

no i wouldnt i would be hunted by japs i would mill createdebate and vidio games

Swimming is fun but it would get boring eventually and then what would I as a whale have to do besides swim? The best part of being human is having many things to distract me from being bored as a whale the only thing that would break the monotony of swimming all the time is Japanese whaling ships and that doesn't sound fun at all.

I most definitely would not want to be a whale.I'd ask to be turned into a cheetah, or a horse, or an eagle.. but there is NOTHING fun about a whale.

Odds of me finding a wizard out in the ocean are pretty slim. It doesn't say he will transport you to the Ocean, so I am going with "Is being a beached whale cool?" as a definite "N."

I've just been turned into a cow. Can I go home now? ;)