@Dermot
It wouldn't be much different than current american politics.
@Rusticus
I hate Russia's government too. I hate the very idea of authority or being "governed".
There once was a Cro-Magnon troglodyte man called Armokan. Armokan was considered special in his tribe because he had the skills of both a hunter and a gatherer. His adventure took place during the Ice Age in the near-east approximately 34,542 years ago. The numbers of Armokans tribe, the Aru-Nasu (striving-people) tribe where dwindling, The raw flesh eaters, or Morg'dosh-ash Haresh (Neanderthals) where hunting them, and food was scarce in the frozen mountainous land.
"Do you know why the wind blows, Armokan?" asked the one eyed shaman.
"No"
"Because the spirits in the heavens want to blow away the smell of death...we live in a rotten place, in this realm, everything here exists to die and kill, that is the circle, the eternal cycle of the material realm."
"I don't believe you."
The shaman's scarred eye socket twitched as he sprinkled herbs into a bowl-shaped cranial fragment full of blood. "What exactly don't you believe?"
"Every shaman has a different story about the nature of life or why the wind blows, none of you really know. And I don't think that we live to die, I think we die so that the circle of life can continue."
"Hmm...nothing lasts forever in this world, only the spiritual can be eternal. Don't become attached to this crude material realm Armokan, just accept fate and prepare for the afterlife."
Armokan stood up in fury, hitting his head on the roof of the shaman's hut and knocking down a hanging stone and feather talisman. He then paused awkwardly, and began his tirade. "Mammoth shit, shut your mouth. as long as I am capable of standing I will not just sit here and let my people die. I did not come here to listen to this dire-wolf cave-bear cross-breeding bestiality. I am going to the raw flesh eater's cave and I will return with many meats for what remains of our tribe."
"We don't have the men you witless whackadoo. Just face it, we are going to die...You MUST prepare for the afterlife!"
"What if there is no afterlife?" Armokan walked out as the shaman cursed him, gathered his bow, arrows, and spear, and went to speak with the few combat ready men in the tribe.
Half of them called him a mad man, half of them agreed to go with him. He had three men, Maruk, the leader of the Neanderthals, had at least 4 dozen in that one cave.
And so the 4 Troglodytes marched through the ice and snow for a day and half a night, anticipating the blood bath that would ensue. Armokans brother, Arbongo, was the darkest skinned of the group, he always stood with Armokan no matter what. Then there was Arku, he was practically shitting his pants, but he was a keen archer. And last but not least, Mawg, Mawg was a massive Cave-ape who's mother was molested by a neanderthal, thus creating Him. He carried a brobdingnagian club and talked about food the whole way to the cave.
When they arrived at their destination, Armokan lit an arrow ablaze, dropped his makeshift torch, and fired it at a bundle of sticks as Mawg and Arbongo crept around a mound of ice and snuck towards the cave mouth. As a few Neanderthals came out to investigate the blaze, one of them got hit with Arku's arrow in the face, two of them got taken at simultaneously by the club of Mawg, and the final one got Arbongos spear chucked into their bowels. The remaining 30 Neanderthals where now alerted of their presence. Arku said "We are about to be gut fucked by a hundred spears" and before anyone could think of a witty response the neanderthals where on them.
Arku fired one arrow into a neanderthals eye socket before he got hit by a flying Atl-Atl shaft and killed.
Mawg swatted away several neanderthals and got hit by four arrows to the torso and one spear to the leg, he kept fighting like an enraged roided up tazmanian donkey fucker and squashed 10 neanderthals.
Armokan and Arbongo used their bows at first, picking off a couple neanderthals each as they ducked in and out from behind rocks and log-piles. Then the leader of the neanderthals emerged and tossed a bag of toxic Necrosis inducing poison sap from the mawubidopallywa tree. It hit Arbongo in the chest and he fell of his back screaming. Armokan became extremely pissed off, he dropped his bow, unsheathed his spear, and charged into the heat of battle.
After getting stabbed and shot 6 more times and killing 5 more neanderthals, Mawg finally took a knee and leaned on his club. Armokan took out three neanderthals in an adrenaline fueled rage, Cro Magnons had developed several martial arts and the neanderthals mostly relied on brute force. Three neanderthals got behind our primitive hero, one shot him in the back, and by the time he turned to face them the other two where on him with clubs in hand he blocked a few swings but then got hit in the jaw, he fell on his side as several teeth flew from his mouth.
"Enough!" shouted the neanderthal leader. "I will deal with this striving weakling myself!" The remaining six neanderthals stood in a circle around Armokan and their leader. Armokan stood up, nearly fell back down, steadied himself.
"I want you give me strong fight" Said the neanderthal leader. He walked over to his cave-room and re-emerged with some blood in a skull-bowl and handed it to Armokan "You drink, be strong for fight"
"There is enough blood in my mouth"
Armokan slapped the neanderthal king in the face with the skull-bowl, cutting his face with the jaw ridge, then he tackled him and bit his jugular like a rabies infested demon possessed chupacabra. He ripped a chunk out of the neanderthals neck and the great troglodyte bled out like a pig and died, making sure to hit Armokan with a jaw-shattering right hook on the way out that knocked him on his back 6 feet away.
Mawg pulled two spears out of his abdomen in a sudden fit of naturally occurring pre-historic steroids and threw them into the grey matter of two neanderthals. The neanderthals where now screeching in shock and charging at Armokan. He was just regaining consciousness as the four neanderthals descended upon him. One cracked his ribs with a wild kick, one shattered his knee with a club, one stabbed down at his face with a spear (which he just barely avoided by jerking out of the way) and it sliced through his ear and shattered on the stone below, leaving behind several slate splinters in his scalp. The forth neanderthal grabbed him by the dire wolf pelt he used as a shirt and pulled him to his feet as Mawg smashed yet another neanderthal's brains out with his club. He fell to his knees once again, bleeding heavily, and was finally ended by three lethal strikes from a neanderthal head cracking device.
The neanderthal threw Armokan into the wall and Armokan toppled to the floor.The arrow in his back snapped in half and twisted painfully in his flesh.
"Why do you attack us, there is no hope to beat us. You should have accepted your place and died in peace."
"I will never let my people die, I will never quit, because we are the Striving People."
Then a sabre-tooth tiger entered the cave and killed all three of the neanderthals and ate Armokan alive.
THE END
Myself
Mathfan
Nomenclature
Myself because you said not to say myself, Mathfan because he is my brother in Islam and the vice chancellor of ISIS, and Nom because you asked for my favorite and he's the opposite of my favorite.
@AlofRI
I was once surrounded by a group of black kids, called over 40 names within the span of 3 minutes (half of them racist, half of them general insults) and then I had rocks thrown at me and I had to hit a few of them with a nearby trash can lid and use it as a shield to get out of there.
When people deny God, they are saying that there is no truth or reality.
No. I just don't think Reality has it's own thoughts or created itself and everything else on purpose.
"All's fair in love and war."
You are supposed to say that when you screw someone over or deceive your enemies, not when your own government tricks you into giving up all of your privacy. "Welp, looks like I just got screwed over, but All's fair in love and war I suppose."
We are in a war with anti-democracy factions.
We are ruled by anti-democracy factions as well.
Until we defeat those factions we need to be somewhat flexible with our privacy ... or THEY will defeat U.S.!
Can you show me a single example of the efforts against terrorism being helped by the government monitoring every citizen in the U.S? Finding a terrorist in that is like finding a clean needle in a heroin stack. We don't need the government spying on everyone to defeat a few measly little sand-nigger factions.
How do you feel about the revelation that the government is collecting phone records and internet data from millions of Americans?
Like the American people are retarded for allowing this to happen.
Why do you think they are doing this?
Because they can and they found an excuse for it that the sheeple will buy.
What kind of information — like Web sites visited or phone numbers called — do you think the government should have access to in order to prevent future terrorist attacks?
None of it.
Where in the bable does it say God was "heart broken" about something that he was planning the whole time? At the end of the day GOD was the one torturing Jesus, it all transpired according to HIS design.
Science and Sanity
Chronicles of ancient darkness
Death Note (manga)
Vagabond (manga)
Origin of Species
@OmegaPan
David? Is that you? Damn, I should have known you caught me buggering my grandfathers goats again. You don't usually get that pissed from me drinking your blueberry smoothies. I let you drink my sperm smoothies to make up for it, after all. Why don't you lactate some more blueberries out of your udders and suck my wank some more?
you refuse to be reasoned with about your own prejudices and/or misunderstandings.
Go ahead then tough guy, reason with me. I'll try to be as reasonable as possible.
Dude!
I showed you 6784658 videos and articles about the baby cock sucking thing remember? And no it's not a universal practice and many jews oppose it but it IS literally real.
HATRED
Boo hoo little baby pussy pants thinks it's hate speech to disagree with anything that has to do with jews.
@sexcon
No she was clean when she was pregnant with me. She started crack when I was 8 because of her stupid friends.
Also, it is my goal to understand the basic difference between things like biology and physics and/or between biological DNA and the genetic code.
Biology is based on physics you corn shucking jack ass. Biology operates under the same physical laws that everything else does. Literally everything that exists boils down to physics. Yes they are separate fields of study, but they are also inseparably linked because biology is bound by physical laws.
The genetic code isn't actually a tangible thing that exists, it's the physical properties of DNA and it's interaction with other macro-molecules that creates the "code". Which is really just a sequence of segments on a molecule.
Ahahahahahahaha!
I know, I know. Retarded channels like Pewdiepie and gay pop music are what's popular on youtube, a genius like me can never make it. You're right Nom, I should just give up now.
@Jolie
My mother once said to my father "we're devorced now, what's mine is mine and what's yours is half mine" right before she took half the shit in the house and moved into her new boyfriend's house and tried to make me go with her. My mother is an ultra feminist pipe smoking crack whore.
The hypocrisy meter is showing off the chart readings today.
@Mathfan
Do you have an outline in place?
A rough outline, yes.
topics you wish to discuss
I can discuss pretty much everything, which is why I have considered making multiple channels. I used to have a channel with around 150 videos, which included everything from rapping to ranting about the government and talking about quantum physics. It got deleted because on one of my videos I smoked a blunt on camera and ranted in an Alex Jonesesque fashion about the "zionist pedophiles" who run hollywood and control wallstreet and the federal reserve.
how to approach it
Not the way I did before, that's for damn sure (lol). In my efforts to be entertaining as well as informative I took away from my own credibility by acting like a maniac. People would also watch one of my videos, like it and subscribe, then see content of an entirely different breed that they disagree with and unsubscribe. (often leaving behind nasty comments) People who liked my raps thought my science videos where boring, people who liked my science videos saw my conspiracy videos and thought I was a nut job. People who liked my conspiracy videos thought my raps where offensive and complained about swearing etc. I suppose it's all the more reason to compartmentalize my material into different channels and perhaps even take on different personas in each one. The subject matter of each channel would be geared towards a certain audience. I would probably have a rap channel, a health channel, a channel dedicated to the RBE system, a conspiracy/anti-government channel, and a channel where I explore things(old or ancient structures, nature trails etc.) and do survival challenges similar to Bear Grylls. I might throw in a gaming channel too for good measure.
how to edit videos/audio
In principle this should be pretty simple, the problem I am currently facing is that I have tried to download 3 different (fairly reputable) brands of editing software and they are incompatible with my computer which is from the 1970s (not literally).
marketing, advertisement
This one will be the biggest pain in the ass, without a doubt youtube will never promote most of my content and I will always face attacks from the establishment worshiping SJWs that run youtube. Most channels that produce anything of true merit have to resort to crowd funding and get their videos demonetized and stripped of their add revenue on a regular basis. This is why I have to essentially play the role of multiple people so that I can make money, spread real information and logic, and have some fun with it all at the same time. I don't mean that in the sort of way where I would be lying or faking some identity with an alias but rather I would be expressing or even exaggerating certain aspects of myself to go along with the content and keeping some to myself on each channel (although each channel would be loosely connected to the others).I am also very good at producing honest yet click-baiting titles to videos.
Should I rape you with a spoon and call you a dandy ol' lobster back milk sop?
@Nomentard
Creativity is not measured on any standard IQ test
This speaks more as to the limitations of the IQ test than to the necessitation of the shutting up procedure being initiated on mathfan. I would rather say that it is you my dear cunt muffin, who shall be shutting up. As anyone with a cerebral cortex the size size of my left testicle can see, creativity is clearly a cognitive ability which IQ test(icles) can't measure. Which means that you are stupid because you don't think creativity is cognitive because it can't be measured on an IQ test.
I just ate a chicken, a bucket of broccoli and a gallon of monkey testicle noodles.
