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 Are blond jokes offensive? (15)

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Are blond jokes offensive?

blond joke


An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-female biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waitress;

'Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says; 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde woman with a Taser.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters; 'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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5 points

lol i wouldn't know. sorry, can't be of any help.

3 points

Not if the brunettes can take

What do you call a brunette who dies his/her hair blonde?

Artificial intelligence.

5 points

lmfao wooow that's messed. xDD

1 point

Sorry, this may have nothing to do with the joke (Which is funneh,) but when I saw the words "Artificial Intelligence," it just reminded me of EDI from Mass Effect... :P

Coffee came out my nose after reading this. :)

It's not so much a blond joke as it is a dumb, blind, cowboy joke.

1 point

No way. That was really good for a blond joke.

1 point

reminds me of a polish joke.

anyway, it's only as offensive as a black joke or a sexist joke.

so if you find black jokes offensive... than it should be offensive... otherwise, it's funny.

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I like blonde jokes...

I am blonde!

There very stereotypical...

but isn't that what a lot if jokes are???

Keep 'em up

Side: I'm a blonde but considered intelligent

I'm blonde and yet I rather enjoy those jokes. But of course, I prefer brunettes.

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1 point

I'm blonde, but that is hilarious.

I laughed so loud.I told my brother this as soon as i was finished reading this.

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1 point

Great for weeding out the liberals in any group or function so as you know who to avoid the rest of the night.

Side: I'm a blonde but considered intelligent

that made me laugh.

i dont think so. i think most good jokes have some sort of victim. i think the world would be a better placeif we all learnt to laugh at ourselves more

(feel free to send me jokes about white, dark haired, males)

Side: I'm a blonde but considered intelligent

A white, dark haired, male is swimming underwater, in a lake, and he hits his head on a wall and says, "Dam!" ;)

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hehehe, brilliant

did you know The minimum length for an argument is 50 characters

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