Going for a sight seeing walk through a minefield? I need fifty characters but can't think how to extend the answer!

Moving towards a field. You just told us! You gave away the answer in the first sentence!

The man is an elderly guy with heart tremors and is risking a near certain heart attack by having sex for the last time in open space with his dog because it won't matter since he'll be dead from the heart race of the sex.

Going to hold off the Dragon God until the bad asses get there.

Sky diving without a parachute.

Hm..... .

Throw one cigarette overboard, thus making the boat one ''cigarette lighter''. They could then share the the remaining three coffin nails.

They get out of the boat , leave the backyard and go into their boat buddy's house to get a lighter.

Never said the boat was on water. ;0

Never said that they were stuck on the boat.

Never stated that they didn't want to get out...

It was dark and one of the guy's smelled funky, so they brought lit scented candles, to solve the darkness issue and to use that as a cover to avoid having to tell their buddy that he stinks.

I don't understand how some of these are riddles....

They use a lighter.

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter.

Shoutoutloud isn't English so I will explain:

lighter has two meanings. One is a verb for less heavy (cigarette overboard) and the other is the noun of the thing used to light cigarettes.

When your dad runs out of semen.