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Winning Position: Nope! keep doing it
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Your a jerk!/dont cheat
ok so here's what going on. Bassically ive been cheating on my wife for this other girl, you see the thing is my wife ate the last taco and I said, "what the fuck you bitch'. I wanted to blow her fucking head off but I then I thought "fuck I cant do that who am I gonna fuck every morning". So I decided to let it go. Then after that I decided to cheat on her to get her back. She's alot nicer than my bitchy wife. I went to the girl's house and she had ranch buffalo flavoured doritos. My wife says she doesnt get me them because theyre to fattning that bitch, also the girl also has a dog names mrs.fluffy cakes ,who doesnt like a dog named mrs.fluffy cakes?????, so yeah what should I do, I dont wanna feel bad for cheating on my wife but the girl has freaking ranch buffalo flavoured doritoes,ok let me repeat that again. RANCH FLAVOURED DORITOESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.and to top it all of she has a freaking dog named mrs.fluffy cakes!!!!!!!!,normally in my religion I would beat the fuck out of an animal but then I decided well its name is mrs.fluffy cakes and in our religion you cant kill animals named mrs.fluffy cakes so what should I do? cheat or no cheat?
Tied Positions: your a sick person vs. I love it!!!!
Ok I am a chaosarier my religion is called chaosarianism,we belive in a magical one eyed cyclops being called the chaos master bassically if you collect these 8 mythical jewels called the chaos emeralds (which are hidden all around the earth) then the chaos master will appeara nd grant you one wish. Also we belive in abortion 20000000000000000000 percent.You have to get an abortion if you get pregnant if you dont we blow your fucking head off our objective is to kill every last human being until everyone on earth is dead if we do we can all go to the chaos world and meet the mythical magical chaos master, where we can all eat as many buffalo ranch flavored doritos as we want,also we hate animals as soon as we see an animal we beat the shit out of it or we blow its fucking body off,also if we see a pregnant women we go up to heer and say bitch get that fucking parasite out of you then we beat the fuck out of her and take her to our abortion center where we can get that fucking piece of shit out of that bitch. There are so many other rules but I guess this is enough hope you like my religion