I would buy a chi-hua-hua on a stick.

Are you referring to the tits in my picture?

Stupid spell check. Ok, I fixed it. I wasn't going for Jeb, I was going foe joe.

Joe's a red neck?

It is hard to believe that people chose to get married when you consider how silly/petty divorce can get.

Mickey Mouse.

Old enough to know, old enough to blow.

Maybe joe_cavalry should run.

Not if your goal is to keep the debate light hearted.

I pulled it out of my ass.

Who said I was serious?

OK, Frozen was a stupid movie.

You're married? And you have never gotten a blow job from someone other than your wife? Are you a Republican? Cause Bill Clinton kinda said that it was OK for democrats.

It may be nonsensical, but it does get the dialog started.

Maybe we can all work on a deal where we get our couches moved and you get your dick sucked.

Sexism is rampant.

You can't empower women by tearing down men. Having said that: http://www.createdebate.com/debate/show/ If youareforWomensLibANDAlimonyyouareahypocrite

Women are either for women's lib or they are too stupid to care of themselves or they are hypocrites. Which one are you?

Do you know someone like that?

I think have it hard, especially when they see a great pair of tits.

Do what?

What limit?

What if you don't want to touch them at all because you're afraid the color may come off on you?

Wait..., what? No!!! ;)

People who are lazy can be quite clever.

You are probably a good person but you haven't taken the time to fill out your profile, so I'll never know!

That sounds pretty perverted to me.

Even the ugly people? That would turn my stomach. I bet He focuses on the sexy people and ignore the rest.

You little devil you.

I would probably kill myself.

Have you ever noticed how some debates have a gold star next to them?

I bet Michelle is pissed!

You shouldn't mess with Liam Neeson's Nissan.

What's that state called?

So, if my girlfriends and I touched ourselves in the privacy of our own homes, He would see all of us at once?

So, how come they don't have guys that dress like the guy above?

Video games are sexist.

That is so sexist.

I'm glad I was blessed with big boobs because I can't steal implants.

So, if I touch myself He sees from the corner of His eye?

I wonder if He watches busty women get off.

I love celery. I don't see a problem with celery. Nothing should be done about celery.

Maybe you can use this support your argument:

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/ 2015/01/dirty-humor-pics-29.jpg

Maybe you can use this to support your argument:

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/ 2015/01/its-hard-to-argue-with-this-40-photos-39.jpg

I hate rush hour traffic, but hey..., that's just me ;)

Maybe Satan isn't so bad once you get to him. I mean, mostly, I wrestle with my demons. But there are those rare occasions when we just snuggle.

I wonder if He would join CD and debate the atheists.

You mean, Old Skunkwaukee, right?

Have you seen the sign, "We retain the right to refuse service to anyone?"