A sarcastic remark. ;)

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Because you are family. We are all part of create debate's disfunctional family ;)

From the looks of it, no one is welcome here ;)

From the looks of it, no one is welcome here ;)

For generations she has guarded my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather she has kept us safe. For so long we thought her immortal. But now I see it differently, for just as my fur grows grey and my joints grow stiff, so too do hers. She did not take in my children, but she gave them to her children. I will be the last she cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until her final moments. The death of one of her kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. She has seen so much, she knows so much. I know she takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give her this comfort until the end. ;)

jolie, you bitch, I'm going to kick your ass next time I see you!!!

I bet this is not the way He rolls ;)

If God is soooooo great, can he do this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DbAeeKkXv0&feature;=youtu.be

Jesus had no sin

And yet, God let Him die on the cross ;)

God wipes out Sodom and Gomorrah but He doesn't lift a finger to save His son.

God turned Lot's wife into a pillar of salt but allowed the Romans to torture His son.

God is going to Rapture millions but He leaves His son hanging.

God parted the Red Sea but was not able to keep the Romans away from His son.

Jesus could walk on water, feed a multitude with a handful of fish and turn water into wine but He couldn't turn Roman weapons into a wet noodle?

God can predict the future so He should be able to come up with actions that will alter the outcome. If He can see the future, He could see the movie Star Wars and then come up with the idea of telling the Roman soldiers, "This is not the Christ you are looking for." He could see the movie, Harry Potter and come up with the idea to give His son an invisible cloak. But He didn't do any of this.

Jesus had no sin

Yet He died a brutal death. The death may have been necessary.... but the brutality?

I mean, if He treats His own son like that, why would I want to follow Him?

What did Satan do that was so bad? He gave Eve an apple. Big deal. Did he get the people of Sodom and Gomorrah to fornicate? Even if he did, a little orgasm never hurt anybody. And yes, maybe he got men to fuck each other up the ass and that's bound to hurt. But after a while, it's not so bad (or so I'm told ;).

I don't know. I think it is you who should use his brain and question the crap they've been feeding you all these years ;)

And like a kidney stone, this too shall pass. ;)

Thank you for your support.

Are you saying that I am just wrestling with a pig? Oh...., wait...., you can't answer that, can you? You just got banned. Pitty. ;)

Look at when his account was created. Then look at when my account was created. Then look at my name and guess, who am I, really?

You believe what you believe because you are an idiot. ;)

I'll quickly tire of him and then just ignore him. But I plan to have a little fun first. ;)

I have reactivated some of my old, puppet accounts and keep on pulling his chain. ;)

My opinion is that you are a pompous ass who thinks he knows God's plan, His will. You think you know the truth but you can't even tell your ass from a hole in the ground.

How long have you had eternal life? Seems to me you are dying just like everyone else. Maybe because you are not as saintly as you claim to be. When did you stop dying?

I come in many forms, under different names and many avatars. You have no power over me and can't prevent me from having the last word simply by banning me.

I never compared myself to God. You think that you are the world's athority on God but in reality you are so stupid you think that simply by banning me you can prevent me from responding to you ;)

I know exactly how you feel sweetie.

That banning move you just did is equivalent to slapping someone in the arm and running away like the little bitch that you are. A pussy move for a real pussy like you. If you and joe were face to face in real life, you would be advised to keep your pussy lips shut before they got all fucked up.

Screw you joe.

I am just helping you spread the word... or words, as it were in this case.

Why would anyone worry about food when you can feed a child for just 66 cents A day?

Don't envy those on top. They have their own set of problems. Like worrying about those who envy them.

Parmenides was an idiot.

How did I ever miss that before?

Which parent would you be OK not having in your life?

I don't think you understand point size 72.

That father was torturing that poor little girl with Metal Music.

I think it was BlackOak Std. size 72.

I think that little girl was ready for some down time.

Maybe this explains why God rarely answers prayers.

All this coming from the man that wouldn't bat an eye if there was legislation governing the movement of couches and blow jobs.

Lucky for you, I do not have a piano that needs to be moved.

Lucky for me, I do not have a couch that needs to be moved.

I do not have a couch for you to move at this point time.

joe has a tattoo on his member. It says. "Welcome to Minnesota. Have a nice day." If you're interested, I will ask him what font he used.

Hell, we elected a black president, what else are we capable of?

Among many other things, yes.

Things tend to get out of hand quickly, here on CD.

I hear ya.

Are you asking who I am? I am Bettyjoe.

Are you asking who I am nominating? I am nominating joe_cavalry.

Be, not by.

I guess spell check does not discriminate.

Damn spell check.

Don't you like large, mammalian, protrusions?

I am really surprised that hasn't happened by now.

They are just trying to prevent this poor girl from getting ahead in life by giving head.