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Ask me and I'll ask God

God told me during prayer that he wanted me to intercede on behalf of those who struggle to hear his voice. Ask away and I will let you know what God says.

 

To everyone so far 10:15 Pm  July 24, 2012: "Y'all should be ashamed of how poor quality your questions are"

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5 points

Alright.

So if Jesus is God's son, born through Mary, given that Mary never consented and was under 18, does that make God a child rapist?

Just relaying here but he said: "Don't bother me with things you aren't really curious about", and he seemed irritated.

Dremorius(861) Clarified
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Huh? O.o

You actually quoting what God says? Or what you think you hear what God says? Alright, I'll play.

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Okay, please tell 'God' why would he make laws such as Leviticus 20:9? The one where he demands that children who utter inappropriate words towards their parents deserve to be brutally murdered through the use of hurling heavy rocks at their tied up, immobile bodies.

God said that you were being dishonest because you already know that he didn't make those laws. He said that you should improve your bible if you don't think it's full of good information.

Dremorius(861) Clarified
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Eh? Says here in the bible; Leviticus 20:9 For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him.

Now, ask him.

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How big is God's dick ?

Q: How big is God's dick ?

A: Bigger than you imagine

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10 inches ?

Dremorius(861) Clarified
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What does he use it for? Are there giant-ass vagina'd Goddesses out there he can procreate with?

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That small Huh?

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Cuaroc(8829) Banned
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Hey god can you make a rock so large you cannot lift it?

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Q:Hey god can you make a rock so large you cannot lift it?

A: Yes

Cuaroc(8829) Disputed Banned
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So god is not all powerful got it thanks.

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Cuaroc(8829) Banned
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God do you really hate homosexuals?

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Cuaroc(8829) Banned
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Why give humans the ability to not belive in you? So you can send them to Hell?

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Okay, ask him why it says I have 'argument activity' but when I click on it , there's nothing there???? And if he doesn't know, should I ask Andy?

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It's Andy's way of Trolling.

A: "Lack of concern."

Dremorius(861) Clarified
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I swear you must of had another CD account prior to this one.

No one just simply knows how to avoid the 50 character word limit on their first day.

Firnen Disputed
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dont you mean you dont know the answer because your pretending to talk with god?

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Why give us extremely advanced capabilities for reasoning and investigation, then arrange the universe so that so much of what we can observe appears to be contradictory to the Bible and perhaps even your own existence?

Asked word for word..."Why give us extremely advanced capabilities for reasoning and investigation, then arrange the universe so that so much of what we can observe appears to be contradictory to the Bible and perhaps even your own existence?"

A: I didn't give those to you, you built those yourself with a lot of help from me of course, and they aren't very advanced. I arrange the universe in order that I might see new beautiful things, just like you. The Bible is your deal and has more to do with what you want to see than what I do.

MuckaMcCaw(1970) Disputed
2 points

I didn't give those to you, you built those yourself with a lot of help from me of course

No, no. The reason we can reason has to do with the structure and biochemistry of our brains. We couldn't teach ourselves to reason any more than a rock can teach itself to drive a car. It came with the human package. So unless you are giving evolution credit for it, it was you. Either way, it was not us.

I arrange the universe in order that I might see new beautiful things, just like you.

And it is quite beautiful. Bravo! As a person who has studied a fair amount of science I have seen so much beauty I can barely comprehend it. Phospholipid bilayers. Galaxies. The elegant simplicity of radiometric dating. Photosynthesis. Crystal formations. All of which give a very clear perception of a universe that really can occur on its own, naturally, without any divine influence. So why does your vision of beauty appear to run so perfectly on its own that it convinces many scientifically inclined people to doubt your existence, consequently condemning them to hell? What definition of benevolent do you use? Is it benevolent to trick a child into running out into traffic?

The Bible is your deal and has more to do with what you want to see than what I do.

Then why did you edit it in such a way that the most gullible and weak-minded of us are more likely to believe? Seems unfair, yo...

Why did you create liberals? Is it a punishment? What did we do to deserve such cruel and unusual punishment? ;)

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Why is God such a prick?

Q: Master Cage wants to know why you are suck a prick?

A: "The more loving he becomes the less prickish I'll seem"

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Hey, I just realized you could be a Troll in disguise. ;)

Firnen Clarified
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A: "The more loving he becomes the less prickish I'll seem"

So god is not loving at all ok got it.

What numbers should I play in the lotto? ;)

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He said you need to improve your idea of what it means to be rich

ryuukyuzo(641) Clarified
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That's funny, whenever I ask him that same question all he says is, "Pick whichever ones you want, you're gunna lose anyway!" =/

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This is brilliant.

All right, I have a question; The one thing that truly irritates me about life is that I won't live long enough to see how this all turns out (humanity, that is). My question is, will I ever get to find out, or is this the only window into the world of the living that I'll get?

According to your very own, somewhat poorly developed understanding of biology, your life began when your father's sperm penetrated your mother's egg, and will end when your body, as defined again by your improvable understanding of biology begins to decompose. This is not entirely true. If you pay attention to what I have to show you, your understanding of who you are will continue to develop indefinitely. I have placed no limit on your life. The strength of your desire to find out what you want to find out is what determines how much you can find out.

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I understand.

If I didn't know any better I'd swear you actually were talking to God.

Please describe yourself, e.g, are you omnipotent, omniscient etc etc.

From God:"I am the reason parents care for their children, I am the source of wisdom, I am the source of hope, I am the friend of the curious, I am the one who tells you what is worth fighting for,....."

This was all I was willing to wait for. Ask more later if you want.

anachronist(889) Disputed
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Does he have anything to say that isn't meaningless phrases? Ok, lets try this differently, are you omnipotent, are you omniscient, are you omnibenevolent, are you immanent?

Trolled softly .

Why won't you talk to spiritualguy and not me, you must have heard my prayers. How come you let me become an atheist?

Question asked: "Why do you talk to spiritualman and not me, you must have heard my prayers. How come you let me become an atheist?"

A:I don't mind people thinking of themselves as atheists. You pray for things I don't care about. Show your sincerity by making the public confession we talked about, and I will make some repairs that you sorely need...Deal?

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Because only nutcases hear voices in their head.

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Okay. Ask him this: Will I go to Hell because I disbelieve in God, even if I am a good person in life?

Q:Will I go to Hell because I disbelieve in God, even if I am a good person in life?

A: If you make a habit of being dishonest, this will become a trap for you that you will need my help to get out of.

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A habit of being dishonest? Meaning if I continue to disbelieve in God?

Also, ask him why there is such a lack of evidence supporting the fact that He exists.

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First off how do we know that the god of the bible is real. You know what the most common answer i get when i ask that question. "Because the bible says so." That pure Bulllllllllllllllllllllllllll*@%+!!!!! That like saying fire produces heat because it has heat. Your not answering the question. I'm not saying this to say that gods not real but rather to say that we don't understand what god is. How do we know that we are the one making god in our image. We constantly try to apply human qualities to a none human being( just a note to some of you so call christians don't even to pull that jesus b-s because the very first form of christianity never said jesus was god and look it up if you don't believe the oldest christian church is in Ethiopia.) Oh and in response to the question above, no. Hell and heaven isn't actual places i'm a esoteric i know alot more than what most will ever know in there entire life. There is no mystical realm where spirits go their always around so don't worry. In fact there is no mystical anything it just answer people give to things they don't understand. So i end this by tell you the biggest secret there every was. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Bhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ha ha ha ha ha .....cough,cough, hack ca ca ah! There is no secret. That the secret.

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1) Are you omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent?

2) Is there such a thing as free will?

3) Are we to trust the letters from your Apostles?

4) If we aren't to trust the letters, then why trust this man you supposedly talk through?

5) Why the cross?

6) What does it mean to be "God's elect?"

7) In Jewish times people were declared prophets by the miracles that they did and the prophecies that they told that came true. If God is talking through this man, then prophecy and do miraculous things. Why can't you do so?

8) Based from Question 1, if you are omniscient, then you know my thoughts and my further questions. I have to go with my mother to the run errands real quick so when I get back I hope to find the answers here.

Cuaroc(8829) Banned
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1) Are you omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent?

No

2) Is there such a thing as free will?

Yes

3) Are we to trust the letters from your Apostles?

No

4) If we aren't to trust the letters, then why trust this man you supposedly talk through?

You Can't

5) Why the cross?

Only symbol that did'nt represent a roman god.

6) What does it mean to be "God's elect?"

a class "A" nutcase

7) In Jewish times people were declared prophets by the miracles that they did and the prophecies that they told that came true. If God is talking through this man, then prophecy and do miraculous things. Why can't you do so?

See answer to #6

8) Based from Question 1, if you are omniscient, then you know my thoughts and my further questions. I have to go with my mother to the run errands real quick so when I get back I hope to find the answers here.

Not omniscient

Q: 1) Are you omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent?

A: the first two are illogical terms, but yes I am omnibenevolent

Q: Is there such a thing as free will?

A: Yes, it is a phrase that inadequately describes your situation

Q: 3) Are we to trust the letters from your Apostles?

A: I have no apostle that should be trusted entirely

Q: 4) If we aren't to trust the letters, then why trust this man you supposedly talk through?

A: I will tell you who to trust and when just ask

Q:5) Why the cross?

A: spiritualman uses it as his graphic because of how he wants to be treated

Q:6) What does it mean to be "God's elect?"

A: It means that I have a serious problem with you

Q: 7) In Jewish times people were declared prophets by the miracles that they did and the prophecies that they told that came true. If God is talking through this man, then prophecy and do miraculous things. Why can't you do so?

A: You are full of nonsense. Everything is a miracle. You will have trouble sleeping for Seven Nights.

Q: 8) Based from Question 1, if you are omniscient, then you know my thoughts and my further questions. I have to go with my mother to the run errands real quick so when I get back I hope to find the answers here.

A: spiritualman won't agree to type out everything I have to say. Come to me when you are willing to share with everyone what your greatest curiosity is.

Firnen Disputed
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You are full of nonsense

Says the Nutcase

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Firnen Disputed
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the first two are illogical terms, but yes I am omnibenevolent

Glad you proved your just a troll

Firnen Disputed
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A: It means that I have a serious problem with you

Why do you have a problem with one of your loyal followers?

lolzors93(3225) Clarified
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1) How are omniscience and omnipotence illogical terms? They mean all-knowing and all-powerful.

3) So how are we to trust you?

4) So how are we to trust you?

5) I meant, why did Jesus go to the cross? Why did a blood sacrifice need to be paid?

6) To be God's elect means to be foreknown, predestined, called, justified, and glorified all to the will of the Lord. Why do you have a problem with me?

7) I'm considering that as a prophecy. If it doesn't come true then you are not from God.

Firnen Disputed
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A: spiritualman uses it as his graphic because of how he wants to be treated

So he wants to be nailed on a cross and left their to die?

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Alright.

So if Jesus is God's son, born through Mary, given that Mary never consented and was under 18, does that make God a child rapist?

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Atypican... er Spiritualman I mean.

Did god create spiders? Seems to me either he did not create spiders or he is inherently evil despite the propaganda. If he didn't create spiders who did. Whoever did is an asshole.

Cynical(1948) Disputed
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Atypican is a theist? In one debate he said he would begin defending theistic beliefs because he is becoming tired of arguing atheistic beliefs, so I'd assume he was an atheist.

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iamdavidh(4856) Clarified
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I believe someone is being ironic. My guess is Atypican. Could be someone else. Almost positive this person is an atheist or at least agnostic, and has another account. No one is that good their first try, especially not theists spreading the word or crazy people who hear voices....

Or maybe god's talking to an atheist. He is one after all:

Meanwhile at the Pearly Gates where God's trying to get back in

Peter: "So do you believe an all powerful being created you?"

God: "Well no..."

Peter "Atheist huh? Sorry we don't let atheists into heaven."

Q: Atypican is a theist?

A: He's considering refusing to identify as either theist or atheist because he doesn't like being stereotyped. Ask him he'll tell you.

"Edit that slanderous accusation from my site!" saith the Lord

Q: Did god create spiders?

A: I had some help, but yeah I was heavily involved. And they are supposed to seem wicked. It's all a part my holy plan to come across as an asshole to assholes.