Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Just a few quoes:
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
Procrastinate Now!
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on!
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Wait..., what? No!
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I fuckin love George Carlin, 2nd best comedian ever to come from america. Now a few from the number 1, Bill Hicks “We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.” “I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth.” “Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.” “Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.” "You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks like He rushed it.” Side: True
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