Which is more enjoyable?
Sex on the Beach
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I had sex on the beach once (literally - not the drink) and it was a horrible experience. Absolutely horrible. Her thing-thing got sand in it, and she was kind of dehydrated so she wasn't as "prepared" as she could have been and her insides were like small, torn pieces of sandpaper daggering into my phallus. Side: Screaming Orgasm
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Definitely the sex on the beach. Sounds like it'd be worth the risk of getting snapped by a crab or whatnot. Cant you just imagine the shore coming in as you and your partner are getting down and dirty? Thousands of hot grains of sand grinding against your bare skin...mmm! Side: Sex on the Beach
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Drinkwise, I haven't had either and don't even know what they would taste like. But non-drinkwise, sex on the beach is really dirty. Just think about all of the little crabs and bugs crawling in the sand. And there's always a chance of urinary tract infections. :) Side: Screaming Orgasm
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Sometimes the voice accompanying the scream is enough to transform the orgasm into a painful, ball crushing nightmare. I suppose that just says you shouldn't mess around with people who have annoying or ugly voices. Then again, alcohol does diminish inhibition. But I don't drink. So what do I know? Side: Sex on the Beach
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