The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLjvkj3ej08

heck to the no.

Elmo will win. Like always. *

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Elmo.

Elmo who?

You don’t know who Elmo is?

Poor mamas *

But Elmo likes fake diabetic cancerous nuggets.

How can you not like Elmo? *

Everyone knows what a hamster does

(Or do you?)

They stuff their little cheeks with their food pellets

(And then poo poo)

They drink from their water bottle thing over there

(And they love it)

They run in circles in a wheel that goes nowhere

(Or does it?)

Hamsters, they got something to hide

Hamsters, they got that secret life

(let's take a peek inside)

Their wheels keep the earth rotating on its axis

Auditing University of Phoenix classes

They do it for the knowledge, not the credit

Trollin' the trolls who troll trolls on reddit

Reading all that newspaper lining their cage

Caught up on the world's events a few days late

Building tiny cities underneath that mulch

Where they brainwash guinea pigs to join their cult

Hamsters, they got something to hide

Hamsters, they got that secret life

Trading sub-par corn on the corn black market

Moving your car so you think you forgot where you parked it

Playing Call of Tiny Duty on a PlayStation

It's preparation for their tiny invasion

Plotting their escape while enjoying origami

Flashing hand signals for the Hamster-minati

Jaywalking and robbing graves

I'm sure they have pure motives, we just can't understand their ways

Hamsters, they got something to hide

Hamsters, they got that secret life

Hamsters, every time you look away

Hamsters, more than meets the cage

(What does it mean?)

(I don't know)

(Its like 'More than meets the eye' but its a cage)

Everyone knows what a hamster does

(Or do you?)

They stuff their little cheeks with their food pellets

(And then poo poo)

They drink from their water bottle thing over there

(And they love it)

They run in circles in a wheel that goes nowhere

(Or does it?)

Hamsters, they got something to hide

Hamsters, they got that secret life

(let's take a peek inside)

Their wheels keep the earth rotating on its axis

Auditing University of Phoenix classes

They do it for the knowledge, not the credit

Trollin' the trolls who troll trolls on reddit

Reading all that newspaper lining their cage

Caught up on the world's events a few days late

Building tiny cities underneath that mulch

Where they brainwash guinea pigs to join their cult

Hamsters, they got something to hide

Hamsters, they got that secret life

Trading sub-par corn on the corn black market

Moving your car so you think you forgot where you parked it

Playing Call of Tiny Duty on a PlayStation

It's preparation for their tiny invasion

Plotting their escape while enjoying origami

Flashing hand signals for the Hamster-minati

Jaywalking and robbing graves

I'm sure they have pure motives, we just can't understand their ways

Hamsters, they got something to hide

Hamsters, they got that secret life

Hamsters, every time you look away

Hamsters, more than meets the cage

(What does it mean?)

(I don't know)

(Its like 'More than meets the eye' but its a cage)

Animals are humans and humans are animals and humans and animals are Elmo.

ELMO LOVES CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!!!! *

same.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Y-4ox28uY

He will turn into Elmo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Y-4ox28uY

DUHHHHH! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Y-4ox28uY

Here it is! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Y-4ox28uY

Elmo did. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Y-4ox28uY

yup. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Y-4ox28uY

Because they saw this....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Y-4ox28uY

nah. Here is proof. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Y-4ox28uY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Y-4ox28uY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Y-4ox28uY

Elmo got 3 scoops.

....hehehehe*

Elmo loves to count! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ9WiuJPnNA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rKA_-ZCgug

Proof.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Y-4ox28uY

DIE BOIIIIIIIIIIII.

Elmo.

Elmo powers. *

Elmo

*

Humans should be kept in cages. *

Being killed by elmo.

I'm elmo.

Im not a bish I'm elmo... I told you! Lil jungelbutt *

:D *

Elmo is spicy*

elmo*

Im elmo.

relatable

yea.... cuz Im Elmo!Duuh.

DO you like wine? Cuz thats all you seem to do.

Elmo is immortal. *

ELMO IS MORE POWERFUL!!!!!!*

ELMO SHOULD BE PRESIDENT *

EEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. elmo.

Awwe then you and Spock should get married and have ugly demon babies. :)

.... :)

KILLLL THHHHEEEE BAAABBBIIIEEESSSS KELLLL EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSYadh2xmcI

I KNOW ITS DELISIOUS *

BISH! ELMO IS LOVE ELMO IS LIFE*

ELMOOOO FOR LIFEE*

But of corse you wouldnt know cuz you have no one. Lonley Bronto *

ELMOOOO ALL THE WAY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I know. Its great :)

Nasty little Bronto -_-

I don't have no little t-rex arms shoved up my booteey like you. *

BBBAAAAAAAAALLLLLLDDDDD???????????!!!!!!!!! ^

At least its not microscopic like BRONTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ya.... Elmo is da Best...DUHHHHH!!!!! *

You don't know if Elmo is a gender or not. ^

PEPE is not a gender.

Elmos big fart will end end the world. :) *

You can die from Brontos smell.

WATCH YOUR PROFANITY *

Elmo came first. *

Elmo is better.

Elmo stole Christmas.

Bronto changed his profile picture to a red dude. Elmo is red. Elmo knows that you secretly love him.

eeeewww BrontoRetard changed his profile picture!

no *

yhes. *

HE BAD!

I would just sit in my room eating ice cream and watch Elmos world.

spork.

We came from Elmos. *

Elmo should become president. *

Elmo smells like fish because Elmo ate Dorthy. Elmo is clean as baby wipes. Bronto smells like dog poo.

they should be 99 years old.

Me.

yes*

YYYYYUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS

Elmo has great smelling feet and Bronto knows he loves it.

Brontos body is to big and fat for his body and his arms are like two little sticks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmbYAwouA98 Elmos legs work perfectly.

He laughs his ass off at Bronto....the retard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnqex8OFYhc tadaaaaaa

It should be like nothing because he shouldn't even build it. *

They crows obey me, I am the crows leader. *

Elmo is Asexual. And Elmo is actually a grrrrl. But the disabled one here is BrontoRetard

I guess that crown dint like retarded people....*

Elmo can do anything. Elmo is better than Bronto and he knows that. Bronto is a little retarded butt that cant do anything but stare at his computer all day. Mr.Noodle is Brontos dad and Dorthy is Brontos mom and they want to kill Bronto.

Elmo is smarter than BrontoRetard and Elmo can go anywhere he wants.

Thanks brontoRETARD. *