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a yellowbook a pop can
Debate Score:10
Arguments:10
Total Votes:10
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 a yellowbook (5)
 
 a pop can (5)

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Which would you rather use as a weapon?

If someone was rushing at you trying to take your money, and you had only these two things next to you, and you only had time to choose one and run, which one would you pick.

a yellowbook

Side Score: 5
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a pop can

Side Score: 5
1 point

A phonebook has more weight to it. A soda can has little potential beyond a somewhat edged pin.

Side: a yellowbook

Based on weight, Yellowbook is probably a much more effective weapon.

Side: a yellowbook

If the telephone directory is thick enough, I'd slam it down upon my assailant's head.

Side: a yellowbook
1 point

I would use a yellowbook just so after I'm done beating the guy I can say "Open to page 45 and you'll find a number to call a doctor to fix your face."

Side: a yellowbook
1 point

I Like The Yellowbook because it is AWESOME AND HUGE!!!! it is a very good weapon to use

Side: a yellowbook

Assuming the pop can is unopened, I would shake it and, as he got close, open it and squirt it in his eyes. I would then kick him in the nuts and then, when he bends over, kick him in the face and then, when he hits the ground, kick him in the ribs and gut and then, once I'm pretty certain he ain't getting up, finish the rest of the pop and use the yellow book to call a cab and make a clean get away. But that's just me. ;)

Side: a pop can
1 point

Well I'd beat the shit out of anyone who's trying to skank me unless there's more of them or it's a big black guy.

Then I'd have the drink as a reward.

Side: a pop can

I would use the can because I could shake it up and blind my attacker temporarily while I quickly make a prison shank out of it.

Side: a pop can
1 point

it's easier to hold, therefore being able to have more control and therefore doing more damage.

Side: a pop can
1 point

Well the diet coke in this commercial seemed to stop these women in their tracks cold

dietcoke commercial
Side: a pop can