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Yes, they won, didn't they?
Right, before you wrinkly old vets yell at me, there's a damn good reason I'm writing this. Lets see, in WWI, you never even joined the war until 1917, and even then you never did much. The British would've won just as easily. WWII (my personal favourite). You DID give the brits a lot of money, but you never saw any fighting until 1941. That's when the Japanese bombed you. Then you went out of your way to start in the war against them. As far as you were concerned, it was you V.S. the Japs. You called the Japanese savages (which they were, I admit), but then you go and do stuff the same as they did! You shot defenseless POW's and countless civillians! Then, after calling the Germans evil and heartless after the blitz, you invade Iwo Jima and start your own blitz! Then there s a small matter of the greatest war crime of all time, the Atom bomb! And, instead of dropping it on a Japanese militrary base, you dropped it on Hiroshima and Nagasaki! Two of the most heavily civillian-populated areas of Japan! Without warning! Millions died! Whatever happened to threats, as you always give out! Righto, its up to Veitnam! The war wasn't even yours to begin with! You interrupted and helped against the Veitcongs. You called yourselves heroes because you got close up with knives and into the line of fire! Balls! You snuck into their camps at night and slit their throats when they couldn't do anything about it! Getting up close with a knife isn't bravery! It's vengance! You have to REALLY hate these guys to make it personal! And you invaded villages that had no soldiers whatsoever! You massacred thousands! And you tortured and raped everyone! You wouldn't touch them, but it sure didn't stop you from getting into their pants! And you got biological warfare too! WHAT THE FRACKING HELL WERE YOU THINKING!? You're no worse than the Nazis! Bio warfare is the worst idea you ever came up with! Burn their skin off, boil their blood, melt their bones! What will you use that stuff for! And you made even more AFTER the war! Even in Iraq! You aren't supposed to even be there! You just want another reason to get into a war, another reason to steal that sweet, black oil. Wikileaks even relesed a photo showing the meaningless murder of a dozen innocent people! You use their villages for forts, drive them out of their homes and kill them! You then go and tell people that everything I've just said is bullhonky, but after reading this, you'll know the truth, you barbaric nazis!