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The following is a string of correspondence from an ad placed in Craig's List looking for disguised weapons, hidden blades, belt buckles, cane swords etc. A fellow responded to the ad with some interesting offerings. Enjoy.
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45 million turkeys are brutally murdered every single Thanksgiving in America!What do they have to be thankful for? Funding for this message provided by:Hi, I am Pantagruel, and I do not support this message.
No communities,No alts,No loopholes,No coding,Pure, honest point-farming.I reign supreme and this time Andy knows it's legit for he has vision of things you guys can't see if I wanted to hide illegal point-farming but he known I am a member of only this community and have created 0 on this account.Another loophole is if I made debates with an alt, posted on them with this account and then kicked myself from the community afterwards with that account but Andy has cross-community vision of arguments and if he thinks he doesn't, his coder will know how to do this.This is the true reign, guys, this time I will win and since Joe has his disorder or whatever, I have a better chance at rising to the top!Click here for bigger image+78 point
"Help!! Every time I go out with my black friend at night, I lose him!! What should I do??"
"You can tape a glow stick to him when he's not looking, or pretend you're holding a candle to his awesomeness."
While this kind of makes me laugh, this makes me cringe at the same time. I can't tell if it's funny, racist or both. Can you help me out here, people?
So this debate is free speech. It is a humorous debate. I need to write that how happiness ends after marriage. Include lets say happiness before marriage, a few incidents, marriage quotes, after marriage sadness, children and fights, and all of it should be humorous. I need it in two days so please help. Its a three to five minute debate for highschool students.