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Which is the better food item bagels or doughnuts. I like bagels more since you can have with cheese,butter,or lox.You can make a sandwich out of it or make pizza bagel.You can't do that with doughnuts.
Cultural fingerpointing is in my opinion one of the most effective ways to fuel hate. Unfortunately its proponents have convincingly presented it as a morally courageous defense of free speech. They lack the foresight to realize that it actually seriously jeopardizes this right.
"One day a boy closed from school and he saw a cat lying by the street side as though it was dead. To satisfy his curiosity the boy came close and touched the cat to see if it is still alive. He touched the first time and there was no response. He then touched the cat again for the second time and still there was no response.. He continued touching, touching, touching and touching..... Like I said earlier, this is a touching story.Thank you For reading"
With the exception to all whites who do not subcribe to the evolution theory.Many centuries that had come to pass, and even now(hardly though) blacks were referred to as monkeys/chimps.According to the evolution theory, men evolved from monkeys.But since racism makes it clear only blacks are monkeys, then where did the white come from? i think i have an Answer.The ancestoral black monkeys were so talented in making artefacts (as when you go to Africa you find a lot of beautiful ones) used their faeces to mould a man and a woman. And the colour of their faeces just like in modern times was yellow, pinkish, or pale bright brown just like what we call white skin.(That is why monkeys keep throwing shit at people because they sometimes find fault in the moulding of their visitors so they try to remodel them.)They placed them in Europe, Asia etc except Africa where the land is rich in minerals just like heaven where you walk on the streets of Gold.Africa was the physical Heaven.The monkeys were too focused on evolving, but the whites had completely been made so they focused on development.Such an adorable Story.
http://www.self-defense-mind-body-spirit.com/awareness.htmlWhite - unaware, not paying attentionYellow - attentive, but relaxedOrange - focus is directed, there is an immediate potential threatRed - there is a definitive threatBlack - you are actively fighting
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
The following is a string of correspondence from an ad placed in Craig's List looking for disguised weapons, hidden blades, belt buckles, cane swords etc. A fellow responded to the ad with some interesting offerings. Enjoy.
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