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Winning Position: Burn It
I was cautiously tiptoeing through an unknown house all alone, the hairs prickling on the back of my neck. I was scared in the dream but I wasn't quite sure why. The house was gloomy and the air heavy with a sense of evil which was almost palpable.I was struggling to breathe by the time I turned the corner and began my ascent up the stairs. There were strange animal noises coming from the room adjacent to the landing. I almost didn't want to look.Slowly, I built my courage up and decided to take a peek behind the door. What could be the worst thing waiting for me? But oh, the horror. The sheer anguish of the sight which lay within.For as I peeled back the door and bravely peeked into the candlelit bedroom beyond, I was greeted by hell itself. Brontoraptor was alone on a chair naked, furiously jerking off over a photograph of his ex-wife. This frenzy of sick perverted rage stunned me and I was unable to speak. And yet, somehow Brontoraptor was aware of my presence. His grunting stopped and slowly, creepily, he turned and smiled at me, dribble still running down one side of his excited mouth.I turned and I ran. I ran fast and I ran far. But no matter how fast and how far I ran, Brontoraptor was still close behind, gripping his erect penis and grinning at me as he flailed it around.It was at this point, thankfully, that I woke. The sheets were drenched in sweat and my heart was pounding in fear.What can this mean guys? Was it a prophecy?