Family Guy is the funniest out of the three because, the Simpson's are so old the show has run its course, in South Park you can't understand half the people. So that leaves Family Guy a show with great characters and awesome jokes it is probably the funniest show on television.
First off no you can't take California. Second Israel built the Palestinians housing complexes for them to live and they are empty, so don't defend them. They live in 1/12 of the country because they are Jew haters and refuse live with Jewish people.
Christmas, because calling it Christmas is a good thing because it signifies what the holiday is all about Christ. Also you should not mess with a good thing because bad things will follow, and Christmas is a good thing. Plus "Xmas" just sounds weird.